Tulip
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Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Mar 31, 2008, 19:07
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Looking at pictures of last years festival with some friends and noticed how bloody good looking the men are...
Do you think this is a Welsh thing or a Green Man thing?
My friends didn't believe me until I got the pictures out.
They though that I was hallucinating due to eating and drinking too many pies and cider
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Dinx
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Mar 31, 2008, 23:56
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Pie Goggles!
Now there's a theory that explains Wigan!
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Bill
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 01, 2008, 09:59
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Pies and cider enhance the obvious offer but the reality is that green man men are the best looking in the world....
Personally I think this is a Welsh thing we just can't help it.....
But we do realise our obligations to the rest of the world and are prepared to work hard at it....
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ellamullins
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 01, 2008, 11:06
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It's definitely a beard thing.
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chris
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 01, 2008, 11:14
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When you're walking around in beautiful parkland, listening to excellent music through a nice summery cider haze, anyone you see is probably going to get the benefit of the doubt.
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rayrad
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 01, 2008, 12:41
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chris wrote: When you're walking around in beautiful parkland, listening to excellent music through a nice summery cider haze, anyone you see is probably going to get the benefit of the doubt.
particularly if they have a nice beard
and have realised that those skinny jeans really don't look good on anybody
i wore what can only be politely described as an anorak for the whole weekend last year
and was still gorgeous
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Tulip
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 04, 2008, 17:17
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Oh so you were the gorgeous one in the anorak...?
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Rog_KP
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 07, 2008, 00:24
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I have a nice beard, if I may say so myself.
It's only because I look pale as a ghost without it mind.
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rayrad
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 07, 2008, 08:46
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Tulip wrote: Oh so you were the gorgeous one in the anorak...?
with the beard
you couldn't miss me
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Parabola
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Re: Why are Green Man men so gorgeous is it something to do with the pies or the cider?
Apr 08, 2008, 22:05
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It's down to mathematics.
where X is the number of pints of cider you've had
and Y is the number of pints of cider they've had
the sexiness of the other person as percieved by you (Z) is approximately
Z=(X-Y) + (2X+Y).
Add the length of the other party's beard in centimetres if they are male. If female, subtract the square of its length.
Of course this relies on the pints of cider actually being counted... meh ;)
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